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A local burg is a speed trap. I set my cruise control at the speed limit plus 2mph. Some people really get upset on the two lane road but most know the routine and at the posted limit.
This reminds me of a funny incident at work many years ago. My boss’s boss’s wife had just gotten her hair styled and had come in, possibly to show it off. I wasn’t expecting what happened, but I said to her that it made her look 10 years younger. She squealed, threw her arms around my neck, and hugged me. But the really funny part is that my scum-bucket boss, who fancied himself a ladies-man, asked me what I had said and, after I told him, went right up to her and said the same thing, but got no reaction. I laughed and laughed and laughed (Internally)… ☺
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
My father had his keys taken away at age 90 when he drove his car into the side of the garage door frame.
pschearer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I don’t drive like I’m 100. I drive like I want to become 100.
kgs almost 2 years ago
I can’t drive 55…
Zykoic almost 2 years ago
A local burg is a speed trap. I set my cruise control at the speed limit plus 2mph. Some people really get upset on the two lane road but most know the routine and at the posted limit.
Everywhere else I drive like a bat out of hell!
Ain’t nobody gettin’ ahead of me!
Dogtreat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Where’d you get your license? Sears Roebuck!?!
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
This reminds me of a funny incident at work many years ago. My boss’s boss’s wife had just gotten her hair styled and had come in, possibly to show it off. I wasn’t expecting what happened, but I said to her that it made her look 10 years younger. She squealed, threw her arms around my neck, and hugged me. But the really funny part is that my scum-bucket boss, who fancied himself a ladies-man, asked me what I had said and, after I told him, went right up to her and said the same thing, but got no reaction. I laughed and laughed and laughed (Internally)… ☺
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Eno:“Come on, I haven’t got all day!!”
Fang:“Yes you do, you have no life!!”
Impkins Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Flattery will get you everywhere. :)