One year the bookstore I worked at had calendars on sale. One had Sean Connery as the sexist man alive. A gentleman walked up and was looking at the calendar and I commented…“You know, once he finally dies, you and I move up a notch.” I thought he would never stop laughing. I know I made his day!
salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago
Eno loses and wins simultaneously.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
No wonder. He still has a wall phone.
sirbadger about 1 year ago
Will his picture show up in the magazine?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 year ago
That leaves me off the hook.
GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago
Why does that not surprise me?
Knightman Premium Member about 1 year ago
Oh your number #1 at something anyway!!!
mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’m not giving up that title ….
deerejohn2001 about 1 year ago
I thought that was mine.
FassEddie about 1 year ago
Was it the chocolate milk goatee?
mwksix about 1 year ago
Still better than “Unsexiest Man No Longer Alive”!
daleandkristen about 1 year ago
The waiter in their local diner is a close 2nd.
A# 466 about 1 year ago
If the cholesterol don’t get’cha, the trans-fats will. (With apology to Ernie Ford)
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
Fang won. :)
eb110americana about 1 year ago
“They consider me a person?! What an honor!”
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
He also wins the title of sexless man alive.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Beating out Steve Buscemi is not easy.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
It’s been long overdue.
vacman about 1 year ago
One year the bookstore I worked at had calendars on sale. One had Sean Connery as the sexist man alive. A gentleman walked up and was looking at the calendar and I commented…“You know, once he finally dies, you and I move up a notch.” I thought he would never stop laughing. I know I made his day!
clayface9 Premium Member about 1 year ago
He beat Donald Trump by one vote.