He went from colicky to icky call.
At least he called her. Happy Mother’s Day!
Some people are never happy and they want you to be miserable, too.
Ha!
Show your mothes some gratitude today. Call because you love them, not to complain.
Aw, quit your bellyachin’!
Take 2 beer and call me tomorrow. Burp! :)
Aren’t you supposed to put on clothes and hide the beer before you call your mom??? burp. :)
Was there any mention of Mother’s day in the conversation?
If your mother wants to be a jerk, remind her that she shouldn’t have had sex.
I’ll bet just getting that proboscis out was a chore.
I read ‘homework’ instead of ‘housework’ …
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Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago
He went from colicky to icky call.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 6 months ago
At least he called her. Happy Mother’s Day!
JamieLee Premium Member 6 months ago
Some people are never happy and they want you to be miserable, too.
bloodykate 6 months ago
Ha!
Otis Rufus Driftwood 6 months ago
Show your mothes some gratitude today. Call because you love them, not to complain.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
Aw, quit your bellyachin’!
the lost wizard 6 months ago
Take 2 beer and call me tomorrow. Burp! :)
Impkins Premium Member 6 months ago
Aren’t you supposed to put on clothes and hide the beer before you call your mom??? burp. :)
cuzinron47 6 months ago
Was there any mention of Mother’s day in the conversation?
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 6 months ago
If your mother wants to be a jerk, remind her that she shouldn’t have had sex.
alkabelis Premium Member 6 months ago
I’ll bet just getting that proboscis out was a chore.
SNVBD 6 months ago
I read ‘homework’ instead of ‘housework’ …