And also because it is better to stroke a breast than to paddle a dog.
If your boat sinks, surviving is more important than looking good.
That wouldn’t justify a bunch of scum dancin’ around mocking God.
I guess who ever has a tail!!!
Am I the only person who thought of something entirely different when you read “breaststroke”?
“Who’s a good boy?” Well if that was said the tyranny’s would have a snit.
I am with you, Fang, so very with you❣️
Giggling!!!
I’ve watched zero Olympics, but I would tune in to watch a two-hundred-meter dog paddle.
Anyone here remember a Poster a few years ago that named his dog “Turd”? I imagined him doing the “Baby-Talk” Routine with him:
“Who’s a good Turd? You are! You’re my good little Turd! Yes, you are!” ☺
I was on the swim team in high school. My event was the IM or individual medley. The order of the strokes made a sort of phrase: fly back, breast free. There was no dog, of course.
Good point!
Gold medal winner should get a belly rub.
Get that dog a beer! burp. And Eno, you’re not participating so put on some clothes! :)
Here, see how fast you can run to fetch this stick.
The Olympics aspire to a higher standard than just a good boy.
Or a treat?
Well, the breaststroke is pretty close to a dog paddle.
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Imagine 3 months ago
And also because it is better to stroke a breast than to paddle a dog.
sirbadger 3 months ago
If your boat sinks, surviving is more important than looking good.
win.45mag 3 months ago
That wouldn’t justify a bunch of scum dancin’ around mocking God.
Knightman Premium Member 3 months ago
I guess who ever has a tail!!!
The Joke Explainer Premium Member 3 months ago
Am I the only person who thought of something entirely different when you read “breaststroke”?
colddonkey 3 months ago
“Who’s a good boy?” Well if that was said the tyranny’s would have a snit.
silberdistel 3 months ago
I am with you, Fang, so very with you❣️
bloodykate 3 months ago
Giggling!!!
bbbmorrell 3 months ago
I’ve watched zero Olympics, but I would tune in to watch a two-hundred-meter dog paddle.
ChessPirate 3 months ago
Anyone here remember a Poster a few years ago that named his dog “Turd”? I imagined him doing the “Baby-Talk” Routine with him:
“Who’s a good Turd? You are! You’re my good little Turd! Yes, you are!” ☺
Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago
I was on the swim team in high school. My event was the IM or individual medley. The order of the strokes made a sort of phrase: fly back, breast free. There was no dog, of course.
William Bednar Premium Member 3 months ago
Good point!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
Gold medal winner should get a belly rub.
Impkins Premium Member 3 months ago
Get that dog a beer! burp. And Eno, you’re not participating so put on some clothes! :)
Sun 3 months ago
Here, see how fast you can run to fetch this stick.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
The Olympics aspire to a higher standard than just a good boy.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
Or a treat?
bbenoit 3 months ago
Well, the breaststroke is pretty close to a dog paddle.