My friends dog just loves toys. Give her a stuffed animal and she’ll rip off its head, arms and legs then spread the stuffing all over the living room.
What I’m saying here, Doc, is don’t use the growth ray on the dog.
Housecats really are just the perfect size, aren’t they? If they were smaller, they’d be pests – and if they were bigger, they’d be too dangerous to keep around!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
I’ll eat my hat if that works!
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
And if you stop with the belly scratching too soon…well, you get the idea.
pcolli over 2 years ago
Replace that wall with a cat flap….
STEPUP over 2 years ago
And you can imagine the size of his hairballs!!!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
He’s so big how does he get out…..be careful what you wish for…..
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
No different than a lion-except that it can talk.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
My friends dog just loves toys. Give her a stuffed animal and she’ll rip off its head, arms and legs then spread the stuffing all over the living room.
What I’m saying here, Doc, is don’t use the growth ray on the dog.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m thinking of the great scene in Stripes here where Warren Oates shuts down Frances
moeric9 over 2 years ago
Now take me to the beach, I have to go to the bathroom.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
Ah..could you cat me some slack?
TheWildSow over 2 years ago
Housecats really are just the perfect size, aren’t they? If they were smaller, they’d be pests – and if they were bigger, they’d be too dangerous to keep around!
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Sounds reasonable to me…..
A# 466 over 2 years ago
" … that’s a night in th’ box … "
Ed Brault Premium Member over 2 years ago
2-1/2 meters tall, 200 Kilos, orange, razor sharp claws, dagger fangs. Congratulations, Monkey-boy, you’ve invented the Kzinti!
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
One learns not to mess with the Big Cats. Or dies….
goblueone over 2 years ago
They are to big to keep around sometimes