Endtown by Aaron Neathery for May 12, 2014

Cold cuts.

Maybe… Just Maybe, Sarah might redeem herself here. Even if Wally can hold off Phil, there is an entire community of reptiles, and Wally seems to be in way over his head. Unless Sarah the Reptilian takes responsibility for her charge, Wally, and goes back to court to face those charges. Notice Phil also has sort of regular clothes, reinforcing my guess there are at least two classes of Reptilians, and I’m not ruling out Hollow Earth or Sixth-Dimensional Reptilians living with mutated humans. It’s anything can happen week. Remember to support Endtown by buying books from Amazon, Merchandise from Cafe Press, and Prints at the Endtown Auction site. GoComics would really appreciate you clicking through those links and spending money, and Aaron could soitanly use the money. There is also a Donate button at the Auction site, and paypal will protect your account. aaronneathery@gmail.com Is the best way to contact Aaron to specify prints or order custom drawings. Prints are a great buy, especially when you buy more than one and save on shipping. Please Vote! . Vote ENDTOWN . Vote Doc Rat . Vote Hubris . Vote Kevin and Kell . Sincerely, .

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And in just seven more years Dondi was going to be put out to stud. Thanks a lot, Wally. You think they just need plain eggs here? No, they need some fertilised eggs to replace the fowls laying these eggs. Thanks a lot, pal!

About as much attention as you pay a fly that’s buzzing around your head, bothering you.

Good thing Wally has those Cat-like reflexes!

And his tail is all pouffy again, too…

Don’t count out the cat, even though the lizard has the knife. I get the feeling Wally is a lot more resourceful than his opponent…if Phil was so smart, he wouldn’t be boiling eggs.for a living.

From the looks of those eggs when they were being eaten I don’t think they were boiled. I think they were raw.

Another left-handed person.By the way, what is the cook holding in his right hand in panel 3?

Cat is the fruit of the wasteland. We have fried cat, cat gumbo, cat stew, catburgers…

A colony of bullies :(

Knife fight!

Wally had better watch it. He has TWO weapons. The knife for sure…..and the sharpener is the other if needed. (as a Stabbing weapon).

Wally could use the help of a larger, slightly psychotic cat…oops, Flask is dead. You’re on your own, buddy.

lizard boy don’t know who he’s messing with…

I really don’t know about Monitor Lizards or Komodo Dragons, but I do know a bit about alligators. Look at those forearms on Phil. Large reptiles are very, very strong, with all four legs and claws, their mouths are downright fearsome, but their tails are deadly. Wally needs to take Phil down quickly, and put him on Jus back, and rub Phil’s belly in a Clockwise motion. Or is it Anti Clockwise? Which Hemisphere are they in, Northern or Southern? Coriolis effect? Whatever, putting a lizard or alligator on its back, holding it still,(watch the tail!) and rubbing it the right way puts the lizards and alligators to sleep.

Don’t try this at home, JusSayin

Kojak, here, seems to be a little longer in leg than Sarah.

worst comic ever\

At least for the moment the odds are even. Wally may not have a knife but his claws are sharp enough to cut clothing out of bed sheets. I’m more worried about what happens after this fight. I’m guessing Phil won’t be the one to slice Wally open but he will face lizard “justice”.

Wally is getting a shave and a haircut for his two bits.Phil may have a knife, but Wally has 14 knives built in, not including his teeth. And he’s Wally. He knocks over trucks by throwing hydrants at them.

Wally is Chuck Norris’ hero.

Anxiety. This is the most horrible place on their world so far. The sooner they can trade off Sarah for Dondi the better.Just don’t know how they will escape.

You know, I think I’ve changed my mind. I DO hope Wally beats this guy. Putting a mere scratch into him is the death penalty in this colony. If Wally actually beats him up, Sarah and the rest will be facing the death penalty, too. Go, Wally! Dare to be stupid!