Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for September 10, 2023

The lights are on but no one is home

Not as stupid as some government sponsored ‘research’.

Maybe it goes off after an hour or two. You must be sure !

That seems like a pretty cold way to treat a co-worker

Fifty bucks ought to cover that research.

Just check status by logging into the refrigerators computer server inside. Use Shelly, write in the IP address, user name, password and port number. Query light status. Easy-peasy.

More important use for our tax dollars?

I wonder if a light will come on above one of their heads?

It doesn’t. Trust me.

This could take generations of white papers and unreadable PowerPoint. Why, the cleaning bills for all the white lab coats could be a challenge.

This Schrodinger’s Refrigerator, the researcher inside has a 50% chance of dying from using up all the oxygen inside when the door is closed. You just wouldn’t know he’s dead or alive until you open the door.

This comic might actually be true given the grants that have been handed out for ridiculous “research”.

Finally something worthy of a government grant.

I remember being a very small boy and trying to open the refrigerator fast enough to see if it was still dark inside,

Good thing he’s not claustrophobic, terrible disease…

And the rest of us, not having a grant, just push the little pin switch in to see the light go off.