Careful, or he’ll sic his cousin the falcon (see Ripley’s from yesterday) on you!
He’s been reading your tweets.
He’s trapped in a parrot talks.
Get your life together! Get your life together! Squawwwk!
His bird has been hanging out with his mom.
One of Mitch Hedberg’s lines was that he bought a parrot that talked but it never said, “I’m hungry” so it died.
Look, my species has a very long life, and I don’t think I can bear spending all that time watching you waste yours.
Parrots all over the world have learned to say “Hey, Siri”
It IS that obvious……
Parrots, like all birds are amazingly smart. He should listen to him.
Toucan play at that game.
Teach it. Live it. Just do it!
Your Mom did that! You know she’s Jewish and the parrot is a convert…
I’ve never understood how “together” could apply to a single individual.
November 07, 2013
eromlig over 3 years ago
Careful, or he’ll sic his cousin the falcon (see Ripley’s from yesterday) on you!
Superfrog over 3 years ago
He’s been reading your tweets.
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
He’s trapped in a parrot talks.
Auntie Socialist over 3 years ago
Get your life together! Get your life together! Squawwwk!
ChristineMurphy over 3 years ago
His bird has been hanging out with his mom.
bobbyferrel over 3 years ago
One of Mitch Hedberg’s lines was that he bought a parrot that talked but it never said, “I’m hungry” so it died.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 3 years ago
Look, my species has a very long life, and I don’t think I can bear spending all that time watching you waste yours.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Parrots all over the world have learned to say “Hey, Siri”
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
It IS that obvious……
paulscon over 3 years ago
Parrots, like all birds are amazingly smart. He should listen to him.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Toucan play at that game.
DondiDoo over 3 years ago
Teach it. Live it. Just do it!
paranormal over 3 years ago
Your Mom did that! You know she’s Jewish and the parrot is a convert…
gammaguy over 3 years ago
I’ve never understood how “together” could apply to a single individual.