F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 03, 2024

yeah …. pour water in a glass and leave it in the freezer – you got it

I’m always on the lookout for some blue raspberries.

I see!

First get you Phd in Chemistry, because there ain’t no fruit in that bottle, and you will need your Phd to figure our what IS in that bottle.

Use Extreme Arctic Blast Gatorade for your colonoscopy prep, because they’ve perfected the BLAST part.

Looks like the wrong climate for that. Try northern Canada.

Check out a farmer’s market in Greenland.

You don’t want a fruit stand, you want a chemical factory.

I think the same people come up with gum flavors.

what could be stupider, aside from the cartoonist?

That’s at the chemical farm down the road.

How about “imitation guarana” flavored cough syrup?!

Perhaps something mint related.

DQ

metafructoperambulic acid gives it that special flavor. :)