F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 01, 2024

Is there a thought going through his head?

“…and by kids, of course I mean ants.”

Dad and the kids will will be caught licking the cupboards from now on.

Most kids would probably have some sticky substance on their fingers anyway, so you’d find their prints easily enough.

Neighbor comes in. “Uh, did it snow in your house?”

It’s all fun and games until the ants move in!

“Handy” is the day’s worst play on words…

She needs cameras throughout the house…

So she will find her kids fingerprints on the kitchen cabinets. That won’t tell her anything she doesn’t already know. The kids use the kitchen.

Busted!

I think that is for sticking tabs onto your children.

Typical life hack. It will take two more hacks to undo the consequences. And the sequence doesn’t end until your house is on fire, your dog is repossessed and the IRS arrests you for tax fraud.

Inspector Gadgets tips for catching cookie thieves.

Her husband is the guy with the dopey look………holding a coffee cup!