For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for May 21, 2022

good call, John, on the “never mind”

That’s me before I’ve had my tea in the morning. Don’t ask me any questions or ask me to follow any conversations until I’ve had my second cup.

You know you’re trouble when you learn about your wife’s addiction to bran and Metamucil by finding her in a incoherent state after consuming giant bottles of the stuff in the bathroom.

You’re not getting better; you’re getting older!!

The older you get, the faster time flies.

Sadly I know just how they feel.

The only thing that stays constant about life is change.… Doesn’t matter how old you are, where you live, or how much money you have… The only things that are certain about life are death and taxes..

Nothing like eating Metamucil right from the bottle, eh Elly?

Come on, she is NO Blondie!!!

Ah, constipated again dear.

Old peoples breakfast food

Constipation changes things!

He’s remembering the way his mother looked when he was a teen…

I realized yesterday that I have great-grandchildren, and I’m not sure exactly how many there are now.

Whoa, listen—be very careful with the bran. That stuff is dynamite if you don’t creep up on it. Start very small, and increase the daily dose slo-o-o-o-owly!

She’s changing but not “moving”.

I can remember when sprinkling a bit of bran on everything was recommended for good digestion.

John when exactly did Helly start behaving like a loud-mouthed corpse? Was it after your honeymoon ended, or did she not reveal her ancient-hag persona until later, like when Michael was on the way?