The Evil Parenting Empire strikes again
Now she can use her secret weapon.
“Mommy? I have to go pee”.
Where’s the fancy boots she got last week?
This is what happens when you learn your daughter has a weakness for words beginning with “b”.
Elly has the right idea, let her make some choices and it’ll go alot easier.
Mom, I need to go to the bathroom
April thinks in more mature language than she speaks.
I hated the yellow raincoats we had to wear. But worse were the yellow boots that pulled your shoe off with the boot when you pulled it off. You had to put your shoes back on again. I wonder if they ever fixed that problem.
Mommas got your number April , lol
I agree with snsurone76… April would have been thinking “Mama twicked me!”
90% of parenting in tricking kids into doing what you need them to do.
She realized too late that with parents, choice is only an illusion. :-)
If she thinks in adult English why does she talk in baby English?
But it was done s-o-o-o well, April.
Well, yeah. Kind of suckered me into the pattern as well. Well done mom. …this isn’t over.
No April, you were outsmarted.
When are they going to teach her how to pronounce words properly?
But you are dressed with a minimum of fuss!
Elle has learned well how to handle April…
Tricked into what? Getting dressed so she can go outside in bad weather and be comfortable? Oh, how cruel!
She looks ridiculous
Did you have her go to the bathroom first?
Not sure giving children the idea that life is one big menu is a good idea.
Don’t worry, Aypo, you can always throw a tantrum for no reason at all.
C 12 months ago
The Evil Parenting Empire strikes again
Enter.Name.Here 12 months ago
Now she can use her secret weapon.
“Mommy? I have to go pee”.
Asharah 12 months ago
Where’s the fancy boots she got last week?
howtheduck 12 months ago
This is what happens when you learn your daughter has a weakness for words beginning with “b”.
Asharah 12 months ago
Elly has the right idea, let her make some choices and it’ll go alot easier.
j_m_kuehl 12 months ago
Mom, I need to go to the bathroom
snsurone76 12 months ago
April thinks in more mature language than she speaks.
Macushlalondra 12 months ago
I hated the yellow raincoats we had to wear. But worse were the yellow boots that pulled your shoe off with the boot when you pulled it off. You had to put your shoes back on again. I wonder if they ever fixed that problem.
scote1379 Premium Member 12 months ago
Mommas got your number April , lol
betseytacy 12 months ago
I agree with snsurone76… April would have been thinking “Mama twicked me!”
donnamay55 12 months ago
90% of parenting in tricking kids into doing what you need them to do.
calliarcale 12 months ago
She realized too late that with parents, choice is only an illusion. :-)
Michael Helwig 12 months ago
If she thinks in adult English why does she talk in baby English?
rshive 12 months ago
But it was done s-o-o-o well, April.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
Well, yeah. Kind of suckered me into the pattern as well. Well done mom. …this isn’t over.
Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago
No April, you were outsmarted.
paranormal 12 months ago
When are they going to teach her how to pronounce words properly?
ladykat 12 months ago
But you are dressed with a minimum of fuss!
g04922 12 months ago
Elle has learned well how to handle April…
John Jorgensen 12 months ago
Tricked into what? Getting dressed so she can go outside in bad weather and be comfortable? Oh, how cruel!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 12 months ago
She looks ridiculous
megerkey 12 months ago
Did you have her go to the bathroom first?
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Not sure giving children the idea that life is one big menu is a good idea.
HodgeElmwood 12 months ago
Don’t worry, Aypo, you can always throw a tantrum for no reason at all.