“We wish you a Merridoc Bradybuck Christmas and a Pippin Took New Year” “Now bring us some Ent Drought Pudding now bring us some Ent Draught pudding now bring us some Ent Draught pudding and Steven Colbert will cheer”( spelling is not my strong suit and spell check was no help)
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Rudolf the 6700 what rangier what? I don’t speak science.
Bob. over 7 years ago
“Nora’s freezing on the trolley”.
Arbitrary over 7 years ago
I like the last one in particular.
dadoctah over 7 years ago
“Don we now our LGBTQ apparel….”
radarhead over 7 years ago
I might have to use the “Merry and Pippin” one…
Pretzelcoatl over 7 years ago
Frosty the X-man was a superpowered soul…
smeghead57 over 7 years ago
Get with it, Jason. Everyone uses nanometers instead of Angstroms. So it should be 670 nm.
keltii over 7 years ago
The nights watch,, Game of Thrones reference.. nice..
SKJAM! Premium Member over 7 years ago
@keltii, or a Discworld one.
Kaputnik over 7 years ago
Some parents think it’s cute when their kids mangle the words to songs.
BiggerNate91 over 7 years ago
I’m racking my brain for one of my own geeky Christmas carols to put here, but I got nothing!
Doctor11 over 7 years ago
Any second now, the Christmas Carol Police will show up to arrest Jason for butchering Christmas songs.
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
Deck Us All
(Walt Kelley)
Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla Walla, Wash., and Kalamazoo
Nora’s freezing on the trolley
Swaller dollar cauliflower, alley-garoo!
Don’t we know archaic barrel
Lullabye Lilly boy, Louisville Lou
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold
Boola-boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
(Alternate version)
Bark us all bow-wows of folly
Polly wolly cracker and too-da-loo
Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly
Gaggin’ on the wagon Willy folly go thru
Donkey bonny brays a carol
Antelope cantaloupe, ’lope with you
Chollie’s collie barks at barrow
Barum scarum five-alarum bungaloo
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
“♪♫ Sleigh bells tintinnabulate, are you utilizing your audio receptacles…”
kab2rb over 7 years ago
At least in holiday spirit decorating tree.
Senex over 7 years ago
Look for Green Chri$tma$ by Stan Freberg.
Lifeflame over 7 years ago
“We wish you a Merridoc Bradybuck Christmas and a Pippin Took New Year” “Now bring us some Ent Drought Pudding now bring us some Ent Draught pudding now bring us some Ent Draught pudding and Steven Colbert will cheer”( spelling is not my strong suit and spell check was no help)
nbebeau over 7 years ago
Geek the halls!
scottiekl over 7 years ago
Love that this is still going strong!
SMershon over 7 years ago
I still miss the daily updates. But so glad this is still around!!!
Captain Charlie almost 7 years ago
Why would Bowser have holly?