FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 15, 2020

“Away from whom am I trying to get.”

Roger is Charlie Brown and the lady is the Coasters: why’s [she] always picking on me?

Roger should take advice from the Gambler. know when to walk away, know when to run.

What would be more efficient is for you to write your comments in a report and leave it on my desk, on your way out.

I think she likes him

Dilbert cartoon posted on the cubical wall.

Companies would get more work done if they didn’t keep hiring outsiders to tell their employees how to do jobs they’ve done for years.

Quit pestering Roger, Bigwig. Aren’t there more people working in his department?

Efficiency as this too much, Fox needs to disappear in the bathroom and stay there.

Go to the bathroom. By the time you come out, she will have selected a new victim…er…client.

BigWig has a lot of energy after that expensive lunch at the Ritz.

We used to have consultants at radio stations I worked at. The inside joke is that when you can’t hang on to a station manager or program director job, you rebrand yourself a consultant so you can ruin multiple stations for a fee instead of a salary.