FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 20, 2022

{face palm}

One thing is for sure: nobody else can knock satellites out of space simply by lighting the grill the way he does.

Show him how to turn it on and then leave the house before he can ask you how to do anything with it.

If memory serves, every time Roger turns on the computer, he formats the hard drive.

Panel 2 says, “if I I only make the effort”.

If I I make the effort, I I might stop referring to myself as “I I”. Sounds like I’m I’m in the navy navy.

Huh. Never noticed that…

Poor Roger: a has been who never was.

I have no idea how anyone I went to high school or university is doing.

How come the picture on the wall keeps changing?

Watermelon, cherries, and what? A butternut squash?

Do we consider this a mid-life crisis?

You laugh, but I taught a Adult Computing class one time, and that was their first question. (changed my whole lesson plan scheme)

Throughout my life I listed to constant lecturing of “graduate college or go to hell”, or “dropouts are subhuman”. Now with this case of not measuring up to others, as in Roger’s case, exactly what is the definition of “success”?