FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 10, 2022

dreadful

Can Paige do any worse job than Andy does? As long as Andy doesn’t supervise and lets Paige get advice from one of her friends mothers.

Peter has a point there….

Wasn’t the eating bugs thing on Fear Factor?

Last viewer standing!

I never got into Survivor or its ilk. I see enough of people stabbing each other in the back in everyday life.

I could never eat that stuff. Not even for billions. Even if I were willing, I think you have to also keep down what you’ve eaten for a certain amount of time. I’d puke before I got it down. I remember at least one season when they had the loved ones come to the island and THEY had to eat that stuff to win a whole day together. I’d be like, “Sorry, Honey. I love you and I really miss you, but I ain’t eating this. I’ll make it up to you when you get home!” So as Meat Loaf once sang: I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

Hmm… If no one survives, who’ll get the money?

is her cooking that bad?

I was wondering what Gilligan ate on slow days.

As I remember it, the most unusual things I have eaten are rattlesnake, calf brains, and chocolate-covered ants…

You guys haven’t died yet.

Surely Paige is a better cook than your mother? How much worse could that be?

Maybe one of you guys could learn to cook and then enjoy your food for once? I was cooking and baking at Jason’s age, including homemade lasagna for the holidays. My mother loved my homemade choc chip cookies too.

Having them eat your sister or mother’s cooking might be considered a crime against humanity. Then again, I can’t believe that they don’t consider ‘Survivor’ and similar shows to be that anyway.

Takes after her mother then when it comes to cocking.