FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 04, 2024

I can understand not wanting to get a dozen phone calls while kissing.

His battery is going to stay dead.

Um… Denise

Ooh… Unsanctioned make-outs past curfew! That’s a one-month sentence, pal!

There was 80 miles between my girlfriends home and mine. For some reason that last 30 miles seemed to take more than an hour to reach my home. (it was all unincorporated high desert with many places to pull off the road.)

Slow service… Just the way he likes it

I remember the good-old-days with no cell phones. We went out and were told to be home a) before the street lights came on b) at chore time c) by 10:00pm or d) in time to change and go to work.

Pizza with benefits I presume?

But the back seat was cooking.

They had to study for the biology test later this week

I had hoped that Denise might make a Sunday appearance

I was learning new phrases in braille.

I know what you’re thinking but I doubt he was up for much hanky panky immediately after eating four hours’ worth of pizza.

Smarty Magazine … nice.

Andy knows what was going on. She just is doing the Mom thing.