FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 24, 2025

Try to keep up Mom

he’s doing a last-moment joy before the purgatory

I used to eat like that after getting out of wrestling practice and before dinner, I was starving!, and I still ate a full dinner! Oh, to be young again!

Get another one as dinner is going to be tofu and zucchini from hell.

How did a microwave anything let alone a burrito get into the house?

If dinner is in 10 minutes, how is the lady able to be sitting and reading a magazine? Is she serving cold Tofu?

Next time, she’s buying tofu burritos. (I wonder if they make those.)

She acts like he doesn’t routinely eat 20 pounds of food per sitting.

My son hung out with 5 other members of his high school football team. They called themselves “The Six Pack.”

One night after a particularly tough loss, we ordered pizza for them four large pizzas for 6 boys.

They sometime showed up at our house for a feeding frenzy. One time we called one of he boys’ parents to let them know that they had just cleaned us out and was heading their way.

It was sort of like a farmer calling his neighbor, “Hey Clem, them locusts just wiped us out and they’re heading in your direction.”

Peter is prepping for Andy’s poor cooking.

Ok, i’ll ruin my appetite, that was ruined when I saw what dinner was. It’s not like I will not have another appetite tomorrow.