FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 05, 2025

What’s cooking now Andy?

bye bye Roger – you’ve been good (in something I don’t know), now it’s time to say goodbye for a better life…. (non-materialistic one)

Fool

Hello sofa…

And if she WAS a knockout, what would she be doing with the valedictorian of Advanced Loserism Community College, class of ’74 ?

Don’t you wonder how such a pair were ever attracted to each other in the first place?

I would think even Andy would be last to admit that she was ever a “knockout”, especially if you’re now a housewife with three kids cooking tofu dinners.

Dummy! Why wasn’t the door closed?!

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Only a trifle sexist.

I suffer from a form of optical delusion that I think many other men also have. The better I like a woman, the better looking she gets.

This is not related to “Beer Goggle Syndrome.”

Roger may need cosmetic surgery soon!

Dog house, we don’t have a dog

Busted!

Haha…what a doofus

forgot to lock the door. (yesterday’s strip)

Ruh Roh!

Roger better become a dodger, if he wants to ever become a codger…

Andy is not the knockout he deserves. A facedown one on the floor would be much better.

I love you because you are you, not for some superficial nonsense like …

And Jason, Paige and Peter are going to be wondering why there’s so many restricted sites now on their pc…

Hey bud, you’re no prize.

Get your revenge, Andy. Do a makeover on a picture of Roger and show him what she considers a male knockout to look like!

He’s about to experience a knockout

How come Andy came in instead of jason

Roger, hello backyard, feel free to use the bushes as needed.