Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 13, 2015

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Most often-told lie of the past 20 years… “I have read and agree to the Terms of Service”

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    TREEINTHEWIND  almost 10 years ago

    His Dad is a lawyer and he plans to follow in his footsteps…

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    TREEINTHEWIND  almost 10 years ago

    Lawyers have to start someplace…….to build a practice makes perfect…….

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    TREEINTHEWIND  almost 10 years ago

    Your presence in this classroom indicates acceptance of these terms and conditions……….

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    TREEINTHEWIND  almost 10 years ago

    You didn’t have to click on terms of endearment at home either……….

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    BillWa  almost 10 years ago

    Tough kid, this is life, suck it up. These are the children we have raised. God help us.

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    Jeff0811  almost 10 years ago

    Just tell the kid it’s in the EULA*. She probably already knows what that is.

    *End User License Agreement

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged and filed suit. Yet, the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch..1. The lab assistants were becoming very attached to their little rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. No such attachment could form for a lawyer..2. Lawyers breed faster and are in much greater supply..3. Lawyers are much cheaper to care for and the humanitarian societies won’t jump all over you no matter what you’re studying..4. There are some things even a rat won’t do.

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