The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged and filed suit. Yet, the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch..1. The lab assistants were becoming very attached to their little rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. No such attachment could form for a lawyer..2. Lawyers breed faster and are in much greater supply..3. Lawyers are much cheaper to care for and the humanitarian societies won’t jump all over you no matter what you’re studying..4. There are some things even a rat won’t do.
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Most often-told lie of the past 20 years… “I have read and agree to the Terms of Service”
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
His Dad is a lawyer and he plans to follow in his footsteps…
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
Lawyers have to start someplace…….to build a practice makes perfect…….
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
Your presence in this classroom indicates acceptance of these terms and conditions……….
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
You didn’t have to click on terms of endearment at home either……….
BillWa almost 10 years ago
Tough kid, this is life, suck it up. These are the children we have raised. God help us.
Jeff0811 almost 10 years ago
Just tell the kid it’s in the EULA*. She probably already knows what that is.
*End User License Agreement
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged and filed suit. Yet, the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch..1. The lab assistants were becoming very attached to their little rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. No such attachment could form for a lawyer..2. Lawyers breed faster and are in much greater supply..3. Lawyers are much cheaper to care for and the humanitarian societies won’t jump all over you no matter what you’re studying..4. There are some things even a rat won’t do.