Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 19, 2011
July 18, 2011
July 20, 2011
Transcript:
Frazz: Ok. Rhyme something with "woman". Coach Hacker: "Where are you...uh...go-in?" Frazz: Ugh. How about "Don't leave me"? Coach Hacker: "There's beer in the fridge and NASCAR on the tee-vee." Frazz: This is pathetic. Coach Hacker: "Now you're mad, too? I don't get it." Frazz: Maybe we should work on meter. Coach Hacker: "If she's into beer and cars, I'd like to meter."
starfighter441 over 13 years ago
Actually I’ve heard worse lyrics than those in a few songs.
davedelk over 13 years ago
Coach Hacker is a quick study.
Editer63 over 13 years ago
“Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas / You know he knows just exactly what the facts is”
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Dad’s music had indecipherable lyricsSo did my musicBut this younger generation———
NCTom Premium Member over 13 years ago
‘If she’s into beer and cars, I’d like to meter" there is the start of a great song!
Kroykali over 13 years ago
“All my ex’s live in Texas…..”
ozymandiasxp over 13 years ago
No more rhymes…and I mean it!
dirtking239 over 13 years ago
No more rhymes now and I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
“Oh honey, I don’t mind if you say you’re gonna leave me, cause there’s beer in the fridge and NASCAR on the tee-vee…” Yeah, I think we could do something with that…
phoenixnyc over 13 years ago
“Garlic! Garlic! The secret to staying young!Garlic! Garlic! That’s why we’re so well…..”
Yes, that really was in a Broadway show score.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 13 years ago
“… if she’s into beer and cars, I’d like to meat her” (auto correct)
Jean_1960 over 13 years ago
Hee hee hee hee hee.
treBsdrawkcaB over 13 years ago
Well done, Puddleglum1066!Another good CW lyric I stole from a friend: “what I can do to a tractor?”.
A.Ficionada over 13 years ago
Definitely a PB reference… “He doesn’t mean any harm, but he’s short on charm.” May apply to my favorite coach, though I think his rhyming was getting entertaining in that last pane!