Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 17, 2018

And she is too young to drink the green beer.

Tomorrow AM some holy places will see guilt gifts which will help fill the coffers. The Saturday receipts will have already found their way into other accounts. Then Monday sick outs bring benefits to sellers of OTC headache/internal remedies. Thus the general economy improves for three days. After that, it sags back to a sad normal until the next celebration. Such is life in the time of calendars devised by mankind to relieve the tedium of everyday business life.

Is this a nine-year-old talking about a “high-hangover-quotient holiday”?

Frazz, really! You should be hanging strings of shamrocks, not four leaf clovers. They’re not the same: the shamrock represents the Trinity (supposedly according to Patrick, to explain the three-in-one and one-in-three) and four leaf clovers are just unusual, and therefore lucky.

Seems to me that any St. Patrick’s Day related hangovers would manifest themselves tomorrow morning, not today.

Well, I think I will have a wee drap o’ th’ Divil!

hey…i’m an O’Connell is this an Irish joke?

I dono’t imbibe alcohol, so no brain damage and hangover.

It’s said that Saint Patrick is known for driving the snakes out of Ireland. Too bad so many of them went into politics. Ba-dum.

Bring back the snakes, Ireland was better off pagan.