The turkey you create is alive so that makes it more appropriate for the vegan than for someone who would already have a turkey in their refrigerator sans head, feet, feathers, etc.
Back when we did the three day week I had a rather complex system — today (Monday) was also Wednesday, since there were two more days until the end of the week. Tomorrow (Tuesday) was also Wednesday since it was the middle of the week, but also Thursday, since it followed the re-identified Monday/Wednesday. Wednesday was Friday.
I could go on, but I have no idea what day to call today now.
If you follow the real history of the Pilgrims, it was one big screw-up after another, right from the start. (And I do mean from the start. The original plan was to cross the Atlantic in two ships, but the Speedwell had serious problems keeping the ocean on the outside of the boat, and after two attempts and two turnarounds, they said “oh, ye hell with it” and all squeezed onto the Mayflower just in time for the stormy season.) Once ashore in the future Massachusetts (not their intended destination of the future New York), disease and hunger decimated the colony. It’s remarkable that enough Pilgrims survived to have the harvest feast that would become Thanksgiving, but they did. And here’s what they got right: They ate turkeys, which would provide young American students a reliable, easy and flexible holiday art project for generations to come.
batmanwithprep almost 6 years ago
Three-day week, our schools get Wed-Fri off.
Bilan almost 6 years ago
Or he can make a fist and draw a cauliflower.
pschearer Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I pity the poor kid.
sandpiper almost 6 years ago
But could he do kale?
janbear30 almost 6 years ago
Our schools get the whole week off now. When I was going it was Thursday and Friday off. Same schools then and now.
pony21 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
LOL – that sweet potato kid!
DM2860 almost 6 years ago
The turkey you create is alive so that makes it more appropriate for the vegan than for someone who would already have a turkey in their refrigerator sans head, feet, feathers, etc.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) almost 6 years ago
Back when we did the three day week I had a rather complex system — today (Monday) was also Wednesday, since there were two more days until the end of the week. Tomorrow (Tuesday) was also Wednesday since it was the middle of the week, but also Thursday, since it followed the re-identified Monday/Wednesday. Wednesday was Friday.
I could go on, but I have no idea what day to call today now.
cervelo almost 6 years ago
Talked it over with the missus and we decided no turkey this Christmas. It stinks up the house for days and is just not worth it.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
We got 2 days off. But then the janitor wasn’t allowed to sit in on the classes, either.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Frazz13 hrs ·
If you follow the real history of the Pilgrims, it was one big screw-up after another, right from the start. (And I do mean from the start. The original plan was to cross the Atlantic in two ships, but the Speedwell had serious problems keeping the ocean on the outside of the boat, and after two attempts and two turnarounds, they said “oh, ye hell with it” and all squeezed onto the Mayflower just in time for the stormy season.) Once ashore in the future Massachusetts (not their intended destination of the future New York), disease and hunger decimated the colony. It’s remarkable that enough Pilgrims survived to have the harvest feast that would become Thanksgiving, but they did. And here’s what they got right: They ate turkeys, which would provide young American students a reliable, easy and flexible holiday art project for generations to come.
wittm almost 6 years ago
Rural Pennsylvania schools also get next Monday off – the first day of deer hunting season.