Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 23, 2020

Roto Rooter’s ad was “Our royal flush beats your full house.”

I’ve heard of cats who have been trained to use the toilet, but I’ve never heard of one trained to flush it.

Plenty of cats and dogs have learned to flush… to the point of having to keep the bathroom door closer to co from the water bill.

When the Queen goes to the bathroom it is followed by a Royal Flush!

Actually, in one sense, a cat flushes.

“…Or needs to.”

Mark Twain said the following: “Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.” What do you mean he didn’t? Love Mr. Clemens, read everything he wrote…“The Innocents Abroad” is an epic that everyone should read

full quote: “Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” Mark Twain did say it…why you saying he didn’t? i call “Fake. News”

Twain wrote it as well as said it, I guess is what Frazz means?

25% each of all witty, insightful comments were originally uttered by Mark Twain, Benjamin Franklin, Oscar Wilde, or William Shakespeare. It is known.

my dog may not flush but when he pees he covers it up with leaves or dirt; poop, not so much.

Is that a Fuller brush,Frazz?

“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.” — A. Lincoln

Sad to say, I have been around enough people who seem to be unable to flush.

A face that blushes usually looks flushed

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Frazz16 hrs · There’s a meme going around with a picture of Mark Twain and a quote he supposedly published: “No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.” I liked it very much. It seemed especially relevant, and it certainly sounded like something he would have said. Until I thought, did it? I follow Twain closely enough that it shouldn’t have been the first time I ran across the quote, and if I’m not mistaken, “idiot” back in Twain’s day meant something quite different from how we use the word today. Further research was warranted. And by “further,” I mean “about 2 seconds worth would do the trick.”Sure enough, it’s bogus. And I wonder how hard it’s going to be to convince the people who passed it on. And by “hard” I mean “how much fun.”