Wish I had been furloughed instead of work. Company is temporarily paying workers a pay increase to match unemployment with govt bonuses and 10% bonus over that. IE we get 10% over unemployment of $2090 every two weeks instead of $1900. Not sure $190 is worth it. People driving us crazy on the phones. Ok to call if we are open but at that point we are minimally manned and we simply cannot get caught in a 5 – 10 discussion that will ALWAYS end up with you need to come into the store and see what they feel like.
Boy, he reallly works ahead… but welcome in Frazz. Not too hard to get your workout, just allow for hang time and keep 15 feet from runners, 30 or more for bikers.
The concept of need is vastly exaggerated. Most desiderata in life are simply wants, not needs. Hell, you don’t even need light or gravity. In fact, boil it all down, and there are really only 5 things in life that you truly need: (1) food, (2) water, (3) air, (4) a reasonable temperature range, and (5) chocolate.
maxiesmom2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Comic strip characters have been considered essential in MY world for a good many years. Glad they are still here for us!
eromlig over 4 years ago
Things must be pretty bad. This is the first time I’ve ever seen Jef break the fourth wall.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Marathons and long distance swims have NEVER been considered essential.
Artrina over 4 years ago
Well done! Comic strips ARE essential so we can relax for a while!
Masterskrain over 4 years ago
THANK GOODNESS I have my hardbound set of “The Complete Calvin and Hobbes”, and my full set of “Bloom County”, “Outland”, and “Opus” hardbacks!
Sportymonk over 4 years ago
Wish I had been furloughed instead of work. Company is temporarily paying workers a pay increase to match unemployment with govt bonuses and 10% bonus over that. IE we get 10% over unemployment of $2090 every two weeks instead of $1900. Not sure $190 is worth it. People driving us crazy on the phones. Ok to call if we are open but at that point we are minimally manned and we simply cannot get caught in a 5 – 10 discussion that will ALWAYS end up with you need to come into the store and see what they feel like.
William Robbins Premium Member over 4 years ago
Boy, he reallly works ahead… but welcome in Frazz. Not too hard to get your workout, just allow for hang time and keep 15 feet from runners, 30 or more for bikers.
Michael Helwig over 4 years ago
Boy you talk about busting the fourth wall.
johnschutt over 4 years ago
Clever comic!
cj7ole over 4 years ago
Dick Tracy and Mandrake the Magician and of course Far Side.
Mr. Organization over 4 years ago
Is this the first time this comic has broken the fourth wall?
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
The concept of need is vastly exaggerated. Most desiderata in life are simply wants, not needs. Hell, you don’t even need light or gravity. In fact, boil it all down, and there are really only 5 things in life that you truly need: (1) food, (2) water, (3) air, (4) a reasonable temperature range, and (5) chocolate.
paul GROSS Premium Member over 4 years ago
That’s because you do not think like a bureaucrat or a politician
genghis.shaman over 4 years ago
Huh, I don’t remember this strip ever breaking the fourth wall before.
JohnNeal over 4 years ago
You’re always essential Caulifield
techguy642004 over 4 years ago
What in the world would we do without them?
Jan C over 4 years ago
4th wall anyone?
EdBear445 over 4 years ago
I agree Frazz and 9 Chickweed Lane are must reads every day. I also miss Kudzu
Tallguy over 4 years ago
They’re far apart. It’s the distance flattening effect of a zoom lens.
flying spaghetti monster over 4 years ago
found that as the comics become more up to date with the current problems the less entertaining / funny they are.
braindead Premium Member over 4 years ago
Of course marathons and swims are not essentials.
Tattoo parlors, though, heck yes! Y’all.
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
And we’ve also learned what kind of people and professions are and aren’t essential.
Yontrop over 4 years ago
If Germany can live without football and Bavaria can cancel October Fest, you can live without a marathon.
soaringblocks over 4 years ago
I’m so glad you’re considered essential!!
Seed_drill over 4 years ago
On the plus side, I haven’t lost nearly as many bike races this year.
fairportfan over 4 years ago
There was a newspaper strike in NYC. Mayor laGuardia read the comics on the radio.