Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 24, 2021

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    The universe owes you? Unfortunately, the universe barely knows we exist.

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    unfair.de  almost 4 years ago

    Today I can’t make heads or tails of Frazz. It’s like seeing the latest of a meme that ran for a while but I didn’t know of.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Isn’t every day a time you bail or don’t bail on your own resolutions? Until you run out of them, anyway.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t mind if the baritone got a win or two under the belt.

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    pengzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    To believe an arbitrary time construct will help maintain a goal explains why some feel the universe owes them one.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Kids make New Year’s Resolutions?

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    Ralph Newbill  almost 4 years ago

    He needs to read Stephen Crane’s ‘A man said to the universe’.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  almost 4 years ago

    Plácido Domingo is today’s prevailing tenor but he’ll probably be little less scared and a little more safe once he gets vaccinated.

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    cervelo  almost 4 years ago

    Quit smoking exactly 20 years ago on January 1st. I was a jerk for about a month, my wife didn’t leave me… I owe her one!

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    R.R.Bedford  almost 4 years ago

    What happens when the prevailing tenor is replaced by a bass-baritone? Or in this season, perhaps, by a mezzo-soprano?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Will it soon be time for Chinese people to make New year’s resolutions? (If anyone Chinese is reading this, gung hey fat choy in advance!)

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    swenbu Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I love that Mallett is so respectful of kids and what goes on…. or not… in their heads.

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    Thinkingblade  almost 4 years ago

    This would be where someone like Mrs. Olsen would point out that all of those things that Caulfield can control in himself to provide back to the universe rather than asking the universe to provide it to him.

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    sml7291 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    How did so many comments go by without this (the Galaxy Song) coming up:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq4uCWtQE24

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

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    Frazz16 hrs · Caulfield can’t be alone in figuring the past year owes him more resolutions than he owes the coming year. I know I feel that way. Not that it matters. I’ve always been better at making new trouble than settling old accounts. I don’t know if all is forgiven, but I’m up for a fresh start.Bring it, 2021. Bring it and let’s wing it.

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    redpony2023  almost 4 years ago

    It should be a little safer, a little healthier, and a little kinder. Why wasn’t an editor used?

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