Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 23, 2022

It’s like bodysurfing on at a flat beach with long shallow waves and you get sand in your trunks … …

Oh, I dunno. Isn’t the “sand-shaking shimmy” dignified enough for you? As compared with the “hold your heel high while hopping on the other foot”?

And what do shorts and snow boots mean?

Why does he wear his sandals on the wrong feet?

Just remember guys, there is a reason for wearing jockey shorts under your shorts.

Just don’t wear socks with sandals, Caulfield. That’s not a good look.

I hope Frazz is the one mowing; even with an acoustic mower, sandals are a really bad idea.

Though when I was a teenage boy, I never complained about the hot young neighbor wife who mowed in sandals, knee socks, and a bikini……..

Sand in your shorts means you’ve got built-in scratchers for your jock itch, so there’s that.