Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 07, 2020

“Apologies” not spoken here.

Well, whatever he did, I hope it was worth it.

“I’ll take that as a ‘maybe’.”

Even Darth Vader could accept an apology!

Sorry…not sorry?

Another comic promoting ad glorifying physical violence against men. This has to stop.

I guess she doesn’t like board games.

The ads tell you “Say it with flowers”, but I guess she didn’t care for what she was hearing.

That apology is officially not accepted – next time try jewelry.

2020 is not being forgiven that easily!

perhaps a nice wine instead of the posies?

He took her out to dinner last night then expected a refund after paying for a beer and chicken fingers.

Rejection and physical violence is now funny?

Wonder what he did that was SOOO BAD that she can’t forgive him??.

Her new boyfriend is nice enough to answer the door for her, she didn’t even have to get up.

Obvious that she’s not his wife, so cut your few loses and get on with your life.

Saw a guy at Costco picking out a nice bouquet of flowers and I asked,, “In trouble or building up points”. He just looked and me and said,,, Points. For next week.

She’s always been accused of having a lead foot.

Dude, what the hell did you do?

Heard the ring but no other sound effects. We want more sound effects.

“I’m getting conflicting signals here…”

I don’t see a joke here

It’s the PLAID SHIRT again!

Humor?

And “don’t be sorry; be good” tends to lose its effectiveness once you’ve already done something to be sorry for.

Apparently, not sorry enough! :)

This is supposed to be funny???

There’s several people in here who should avoid old slapstick movies. Go back to watching Hallmark Christmas movies…(snicker)

He: “Wait… what am I even apologizing for?”

She: “Well if you don’t know, I’,m certainly not going to tell you!”

He: “Well then, don’t be surprised if it happens again!”