Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 20, 2020

He’s too busy “bogging” to be bothered.

“Funny you should use the expression ‘stick in the mud.’ By coincidence, I have need of one at the moment.”

I’m not a stick in the mud. I’m a stuck in the mud.

Where’s a big snake when ya need one?

watch out for rodents of unusual size

I read recently that people actually can’t be sucked down by quicksand. So many epic childhood fantasies destroyed.

Yes, folks, the stick-in-the-mud is stuck in the mud.

….and sinking, sinking…

Always has to go to the bog when we’re making good time.

Maybe pass him a stick?

There was a parody on the Indiana Jones series where a group of treasure-hunting Nazis were trekking through the jungle. When the natives carrying all the supplies got stuck in quicksand the leader shot them all and used their bodies as stepping stones.

Tarzan is busy working on his golf swing.

Whole group? He’s the hole group.

Our dentist when we were kids, called us “stick in the mud.”

Here’s Guido’s hat.