Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 07, 2022

Give him a “Rooster” shot for media immunity.

The chicken lawyered up.

If people would only listen to Shakespeare

Legalese for the masses!!

Wow, a forty one word nothing-burger! I wonder if that’s a record of some sort?

And that is why we will never know.

NO! Wait! It was to see his lawyer!

Reporter to attorney: “You’re dodging our questions – mind if we grill the chicken Instead??”

was the opossum watching? did he cross too? enquiringly minds want to know……

Not answering any questions, speak with my obfuscator.

Why did the chicken hire a lawyer?

This will be a feather in the lawyers cap.

Is he a lawyer or a politician? Or maybe both?

Favorite answer: To show the squirrels that it can be done!

This chicken seems to have gender issues.

She crossed the road because the rooster was on the other side.

The standard legalese – so the lawyer can cover his own butt.

1) It’s not his fault. He was crosshatched.

2) "My client did not ‘cross’ the road. In fact, he stayed completely within the terms of their contract.