Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 01, 2022

Don’t get “cross” with him.

I don’t get no respect

Hear the wine was good.

“It’s a full house and you didn’t make reservations.”

Very inappropriate

Dudas Iscariot?

Waiter: “Okay. But you know you guys can sit on both sides of the table. You’re not here to pose for a portrait.”

Anyone who can turn water into wine should be able to make the table bigger. Especially a carpenters son.

T’was never intended to be a formal supper. An open buffet with casual seating/mingling was the original plan.

Sorry, but that was poor planning on your part.

Old joke we had nuns so old they were waiters at the last supper!

This reminds me of one of my all-time favorite SNL moments, where Father Gui-do Sarducci talks about how he bought a religious relic, which was the bill for the last brunch.

Jesus!

“And you can remove one of these settings. Judas will not be joining us tonight.”