Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 08, 2023

You could leak just a “tse” bit of gossip.

That really bugs him.

Don’t worry; it’s not that interesting after all.

Aah, juicy gossip!

Flies on the wall are usually smashed flat.

Much better to have a bug in the lamp.

When you make a wish you might want to be very specific.

“I wish that I could be a fly on the wall in this room for just an hour (without getting swatted), be able to understand they say, and then return to being a person I was and remembering everything I heard as a fly.”

This is why micromachine drone flies are superior to natural flies.

Inectelepathy?

So Mike Pence’s fly was really just trying to inform him about what was going on?

“help me”.

Could put it on the grapevine.

No wonder he’s interested, they’re talkin’ sh!t.

You can use Google translate.

Funny how you can hear an expression for decades, and then someone comes along and says something that actually clicks…

“Bedazzled”…The Dudley Moore version.

It’s hard to justafly your situation.