Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 16, 2024

"AI"eeeeee!

Let him sleep it off on the couch or the curb!

Number 5 will shock you!

Let’s figure this out.. happy at the bar. … Sad at home … where should you be? Go back to the bar! Oh, it’s closed? Well then, you’re stuck buddy.

That he thinks she may enjoy any excuses is a sign of how wasted he is.

Texting while standing next to each other is great, and (sadly) true.

Found in the “cloud” around his head?

He can’t help it when the party train is running late.

Finally! They came up with a useful application for Artificial Intelligence!

Alcorithm.

Yeah, them old ones were getting kinda stale.

Well now he gets angry emojis all night.

But if she doesn’t enjoy them, neither will he.