Victorinox Swiss “Chump®”.
He’ll take you all out. Like Reacher and McCall.
He also has a swiss bank account.
He’s neutral.
They became best friends when the bartender couldn’t get the cork out of the bottle.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer but he can repair the drawer if needed.
“Nai, iich chöme vo wiedr her. Mi Frou hädd mi ussekeied u itze weiss i nööd wo i chönt schlafa.”
(sorry I am not a Swiss person, so I probably spelled and said things wrong. Did not want to offend anyone from Switzerland.)
Anyone want to order a screwdriver? He always has one with him.
My wife gave me one for Christmas 1970. I still use it.
Just read somewhere that Victorinox is making a Swiss army knife with no knife blade…a first for them.
Don’t ever under estimate an armored guy!
I like the way the other two are looking side-eye at the jerk.
Victorinox now makes a “travel-safe” Swiss Army Everything-But-The-Knife:
victorinox.Com/en-US/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Small-Pocket-Knives/Jetsetter/p/0.6263
Victorinox is doing one without a blade now… :/
Mack the Swiss Army Knife
It’s just one drink, then back to work.
He’s Swiss!
Swiss needs to quickly come back with a cutting remark.
I bet all those guys are named Jack.
He’s….“well-equipped”. Ha!
SHAKEDOWNCITY 25 days ago
Victorinox Swiss “Chump®”.
angelolady Premium Member 25 days ago
He’ll take you all out. Like Reacher and McCall.
Jml58 25 days ago
He also has a swiss bank account.
Zykoic 25 days ago
He’s neutral.
The Reader Premium Member 25 days ago
They became best friends when the bartender couldn’t get the cork out of the bottle.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 25 days ago
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer but he can repair the drawer if needed.
silberdistel 25 days ago
“Nai, iich chöme vo wiedr her. Mi Frou hädd mi ussekeied u itze weiss i nööd wo i chönt schlafa.”
(sorry I am not a Swiss person, so I probably spelled and said things wrong. Did not want to offend anyone from Switzerland.)
Doug K 25 days ago
Anyone want to order a screwdriver? He always has one with him.
e.groves 25 days ago
My wife gave me one for Christmas 1970. I still use it.
prince valiant Premium Member 25 days ago
Just read somewhere that Victorinox is making a Swiss army knife with no knife blade…a first for them.
Zebrastripes 25 days ago
Don’t ever under estimate an armored guy!
ObsiWan Premium Member 25 days ago
I like the way the other two are looking side-eye at the jerk.
anomalous4 25 days ago
Victorinox now makes a “travel-safe” Swiss Army Everything-But-The-Knife:
victorinox.Com/en-US/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Small-Pocket-Knives/Jetsetter/p/0.6263
dpatrickryan Premium Member 25 days ago
Victorinox is doing one without a blade now… :/
wildlandwaters 25 days ago
Mack the Swiss Army Knife
Frank Burns Eats Worms 25 days ago
It’s just one drink, then back to work.
Charlie Tuba 25 days ago
He’s Swiss!
cuteswan Premium Member 25 days ago
Swiss needs to quickly come back with a cutting remark.
cuzinron47 24 days ago
I bet all those guys are named Jack.
olds_cool63 24 days ago
He’s….“well-equipped”. Ha!