Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 26, 2025

Chauffeurs to the “stars”.

I wonder if they get frequent flyers points?

How embarrassing would it be if one of the signs was misspelled?

Gort?

But where’s Ghismmetl’s ride?

What if they invaded earth and had nothing to chauffeur it?

Those names translate as Tom, Dick, Harry, and Bill.

The second guy from the right is not a real driver. He’s twying to twick Twok.

Oh no, the script is wrong!!

They must be going to four different leaders; otherwise, they could share a car.

A warm welcome to aliens, no matter where they’re from…NOT!

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists was always suspected!

Where’s the one for Trump?

Woulda been funny if one of the signs said “Bill”

I can only hope the unfriendly sky spraying pilots eventually get that green and deformed.

Laughing isn’t on my schedule today.

This is funny and quite clever.

These aliens will be escorted right to a plane and deported.

The men in black are waiting for them.

i used to stand in the airport holding up a piece of paper with funny names written on it when i had to pick up my father

Always nice to be visitied by nude aliens!

ɢʀʏᴘʜʟʏx – WILL

ʜiɢɢᴀᴛʜᴡᴇʀᴘ – WORK

ᴛᴡᴏᴋ – FOR

ᴢʏʀxʟ – FOOD