Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 04, 2025

The moai see those things, the moai hate ’em.

Another myth no longer taken for “granite”.

nuh-uh!

gnomes have beards

The description depends on the gnomenclature.

For an entertaining film on the subject, watch Rapa Nui, 1994.

Ancient astronut theorists suggest that was built for scaring away steenky ancient aliens from outer space.

E.T. ═☞ faux gnome

But I thought that all garden gnomes had mystical significance.

I KNEW IT!

One of our garden gnomes if named Gnorman. He’s holding a sign that says, “LEAVE”.

They reside in gnome-man’s land.

Too late, your secret is out.

who gnu?

Ah-hah!!!!!

Sure can’t trust the gut instincts of those heads.

look like just a bunch a talking heads to me… (or… maybe not…..)

Gno man is on an island.