Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 13, 2008

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    Son, you in a mess o’ trubble.

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    ejcapulet  almost 16 years ago

    Dude - you’re hitting on some serious TMI at about panel 3.

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    itchybacon  almost 16 years ago

    I’d rather juggle Jimmy Dean sausage and sleep with nipplefruit.

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    painedsmile  almost 16 years ago

    Holy water tastes better with a straw.

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    whaletail  almost 16 years ago

    Nipplefruit is poisonous.

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    drbob456  almost 16 years ago

    Juan Valdez’s burro?

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    Ray_C  almost 16 years ago

    I was with you all the way until the first panel.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator almost 16 years ago

    I can’t decide whether I like this character enough to bring him back. If I do, it might be fun to use reader ideas instead. Leave your help-I-can’t-stop ideas (one idea per comment) below. – RULES

    Keep it short. Your words must fit in the box. Think visually. Funny is optional. Weird is mandatory. You will be credited if I use your idea (with your real name or with your avatar). Please include your state or province (or country if outside the U.S. or Canada).
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    Nugget0 Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    help! I can’t stop using VCR tapes to build small houses!

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    tgaml  almost 16 years ago

    I once did a Doozie about VHS houses. The entire upstairs was built using nothing but Robin Williams tapes.

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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop juggling caraffes of giraffes!

    Juan Ton O’Meara, Burkina Faso.
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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop smoking office stationery!

    Albert F. Albertson, Alberta.
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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop licking toads. But I like it :-)

    Wart E. Grommett, Ponderosa.
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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop reading Frog Applause!

    Somewhere in the shadow of the Rockies…

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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop festering during Oktoberfest!

    Bertholdt van der Biermeister, Muenchen.
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    cleokaya  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop bleeping butt biscuits!

    Washington State.

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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop stuffing avocadoes down my underpants!

    Anwar Aneh-Aneh, Kalimantan.
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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop bunting gerbils down the third base line!

    Joe Capp, Houston.
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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Hepl! I c’nat spot mispeling esay wrods!

    T. V. Generation, The Couch.
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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop eating Nessie monsters! They’re delicious!

    Gill T. Scott, Fort Augustus, Scotland.
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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop milking arrowroot biscuits!

    Mrs Edwina Glump (nee Flump), Ambleside.
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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop I-can’t-stopping!

    Aloyisius Repetisius, Birmingham.
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    Durak Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop being dull long enough to think of something funny to say!

    Joan Rivers

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    BlzBob  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop daydreaming about Mother Teresa in red stilettos!

    Bob P. Chicago

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    WickedCrazy  almost 16 years ago

    Help I can’t stop looking for mouse bones in the litter box!

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    cacolley7811  almost 16 years ago

    Geez, Teresa, your readers make me nervous. I’m sleeping with one eye open tonight. You must be so proud! :-D

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    Ray_C  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop batting penguins.

    http://www.palmtown.com/penguin/ (and about 1000 other sites)

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator almost 16 years ago

    Penguin batting is fun, but I’m much better at snow bowling: http://www.orisinal.com (6th row, 2nd column; kid wearing Al Fusco’s raspberry beret).

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    Ray_C  almost 16 years ago

    frogapplausePro says: “Penguin batting is fun, but I’m much better at snow bowling: http://www.orisinal.com (6th row, 2nd column; kid wearing Al Fusco’s raspberry beret).” Oh, gosh. What have you done to me Teresa? Here I was planning to spend the evening watching a lecture on biochemistry.

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    boozoothatswho  almost 16 years ago

    How did I get to be 57 years old and have no idea WTF nipple-fruit is.

    And, these days, Icelandic currency isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    A Frog Applause cartoon on it would increase the value of the Icelandic currency, I’m sure.

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    Nugget0 Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop the back and forth of PDM diagrams!

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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I cccann’tt ssttopppp st-st-st-stuttttuttuttering!

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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop seeing Moses on the mount in cloud formations, as he receives the sacred stone tablets from the hand of God. And bunny wabbits.

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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    · · · · · · — · · · — — · — · — · — — I can’t stop talking in Morse Code!

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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop the earth turning! Monday is coming AGAIN!

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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop the planting of OGM unicornfields!

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    I think that Plight has all fields covered…..

    Help, I can’t stop gargling peas!

    AZ

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    Help, I can’t stop marching to my own bagpiper!

    AZ

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    Help, I can’t stop sniffing fungus spores.

    AZ

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    Help, I can’t stop staring at people’s cummerbunds!

    AZ

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    plight  almost 16 years ago

    Stop! I can’t help falling in love with Elvis impersonators!

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    Help! I can’t stop reading the Frog Applause archives!

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