Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 30, 2008

Actually there would really be no need for a third panel, the … suffices to deliver the punchline.

Bad dog. Bad dog.

Weren’t flour sacks (in old shows and movies) marked XXX?

Bad dog? What did the dog do?

He stole my sunglasses!

Why do dogs lick their xxx? Because they can.

Spam subject lines are often funny.

More fun with spam subject lines: http://tinyurl.com/39cwh8

Doggie dear, I, too, get spam encouring me to enlarge my xxx. First I would need to obtain a xxx, in order to enlarge it.

Have you ever received spam from Miss Ninette, offering to help you with your money problems? Perhaps you should answer her, and tell her about the ‘cache’ you have buried in the yard. What a funny joke on her that would be!

I have xxx at most best cost prices! Your girlfriend lived you alone by reason of she had jazzed it with your best friend. For reason of she has always dreamed about enormous xxx device. Lengthen your xxx machine and you’ll be popular among chicks promptly. A lot of men all over the world have increase. At present it is your turn. Pay it your credit card today and get full satisfying of xxx. Send it your credit card number now for to receive joyful xxx discount.

MissNinette says:

I have xxx at most best cost prices!

Ah, Miss Ninette, always working it. You appear to be French, but are you perhaps living in Nigeria these days?

I am citizen of all world.

MissNinette says:

I am citizen of all world.

Leading Interpol on a merry chase, I see.

Spam, move to Hawaii. They love you there.