Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 07, 2016

Girl to win many medals as sniper for the Motherland.

Make the boys to jealous.

There is many happy enjoyment for all!

Girl? Why do not you have much happy and smiling?

Well, that’s certainly a jaundiced view of the world …

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But the sight, sound and smell of boys who have not won, kicking their feet in the air, pounding on the pavement, screaming their heads off, blowing snot everywhere and wetting themselves because of loss of self control always elicits the girly reaction to drop kick them to next county

I am to be happiness for how too easy this to talk is being. Fristly it is difficulty, then to be fun for me to smiling perpetuity!!!

Finally a Frog Applause whose meaning is easily discerned by the likes of me.

Wait, what if I only think I understand this Frog Applause?

Girls don’t want to really win anything.

They just want the symbolic victory.

They don’t live in the real world, you know.

They live in an imaginary world of feelings and notions.

They will be happy with a symbolic win, even if it is actually a setback for them. Because they are girls, and don’t know about the real world like boys do.

It’s all in my new book Selling The Dream, from Condescending Press.

As when and while participating at a midway within an amusement park.. Whichever game that a boy happens to play to win, the winnings shall in turn rightfully belong to the girl..

Of course, girls don’t win prizes. They are too busy awarding them. Girls have always been the granters and givers of humankinds’s greatest prize - NEW LIFE. Let boys THINK they are winning. Let them bask in shallow victories. Vainity is their downfall. If trinkets make boys happy and occupied, then perhaps they aren’t as likely to destroy, pillage, and kill.

Is never seeing single comic book ad for lowly girl selling Cloverine™ Brand Salve. Only boys sell good mechandise for air-rifle prize. Girls stay home with EZ-Bake oven. Aaaah Motherland!

I wish Teresa wouldn’t do pro Trump propaganda.

The not-smiling of girl’s face makes thinking on part of both. Boy thinks in shallowness of collecting of prize awards, and girl’s brain sees boy’s world of bigness and noisy train that must head for derailment of wreckness. Finally she maybe sees a prize for girls.

Beautiful example of Engrish. i’m willing to bet that this is an actual quote, from a fortune cookie or maybe from an Asian Cracker Jack prize?

As actually overheard from a toy aisle in a discount department store here in ’merica recently:

Girl to boy (brother, presumably): Girls need stuff too!

DUMPHENSTEIN IS COMING!!! (pass it on)

Silly people, girls want no boy prizes, girls want girl prizes.

The E.S.L. Anti-Defamation League called. They want their dignity back.

If there are MORE prizes for boys NOW, what were the prizes for boys before? Are they new and BETTER prizes or just crappy trinkets because boys are so easily impressed by anything seen as MORE?

I’ve been to countries where this is the local Truth. I wouldn’t want to live there….

But, hey, I’m a Boy!

Girls eat boys later, when. No one looking.