Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 01, 2017

I’ve never tried to milk a nut but I can see the problems.

Well, nut teets being very small and all…

Wait until about three weeks after the expiration date then you can have chunky milk.

Cow milk is fine for me, thank you. The thing you need to remember though, is not be going under the cow trees when the cows are dropping. You certainly don’t want a cow dropping on your head.

He needs to learn some manners, it’s impolite to point..

“Given the proliferation of plant-based products in the marketplace that are mislabeled as milk despite the standard of identity defined for this substance, enforcement by the FDA against these practices should be improved to avoid misleading consumers.”-Dairy Pride Act

The utter udder rubber milk,

“Dream?” she countered, eyes lighting upon a boathook near to hand. “Now it’s a dream? Are you running low on BS and dredging the bottom of the manure trench? I am nowhere near nuts enough to buy that ersatz explanation. I may not remember everything, but I do remember at least the last two days, and none of it was a dream. I am real. This boat is real. This river is real. You? I don’t know. You are obviously not what you seem. You are certainly out of place. You could be a dream, though not at all a nice one. Why don’t you leave now before we see how real you are?” she asked as she snatched up the boathook and brandished it menacingly.

The folks here at Regiment Tree Farms™ know you’ll LOVE our almond milk, although you’re NUTS to think there are really any almonds in it.

No problem… he brought his own nuts to the feast.

I feel violated by the nutmilk industry. Here I thought I was drinking something healthy. Apparently, I was drinking all sorts of unhealthy additives .——- http://empoweredsustenance.com/non-dairy-milks/

I’m fine with plain regular cow milk. And if I want the health benefits of nuts, I’ll eat them whole.

Ha. Looks like The Old Wolf is top dog right now. Featured Comment honoree. (Do the number of replies under a post add to the likelihood that a comment will be selected as the Featured Comment? It appears so.)

I believes some peoples r unable to enable cows milks and seel these alternative forms. Ya Know!

After the acid touched his finger, he was filled with the milk of human kindness.

Hemp nuts roasting on an open fire…

You have to pay extra for the nutty chunky milk.

I’d rather smoke my hemp, than drink it.

I’m fine with the big canister of unsalted mixed nuts from Costco, thank you.

Henry Ford’s Hemp Car

http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16&p=7222#p7222

At my local store, I’m pretty sure they have crisis milk.

That’s hardly the point, now is it, my nutty friend?