Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 22, 2017

Help my friend, he’s fallen and can’t get up.

Hello? Can you put me in touch with the guy in charge of “No-call lists?”

Yeah, the man from Uncall.

Audrey Hepburn after she left the order “Sisters of the Lame” (where Sister Teresa still keeps it lame)

… this FA verges very close to meme territory…

… i think i dated her…

… mmm, ok…

… yep, beauty is a super power…

… someone always loves someone else more in every relationship…

… great Thanksgiving strip…

… actually a funny comic today…

So be a dear, and pay for these sunglasses before I reach the door.

I’m sorry, but the person you are calling has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet. Goodbye.

Kraftwerk – The Telephone Call · https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OYhQVrXBgxU

I mean, I’m so much more important than you are. Isn’t it obvious?

Movie star sunglasses!

She looks like a dress pattern denizen – Simplicity circa 1974.

If you call me in the middle of the night – you’d better be dead !

What’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine.

I woke up on a perfectly normal fall morning. It was clear and cold and just a few dried brown leaves still clung to their twigs. But my head felt funny, like I was wrapped in cotton gauze or swaddled in a heavy blanket. Everything felt far away, worked by remote control. It felt like I had crawled into myself and out of my skin, detached from it and turned into a chrysalis overnight.

The only person I would call upon in the middle of the night is the 911 Operator. And I do not even know his/her name!

And as for your calling me after midnight, Self-Important Fashionista-Babe, in your dreams!

You can count on me to let your call go to voicemail, to age and mellow until the middle of the next day. I’m really dependable that way.

@3hourtour. You returned to the fold, but you’re still deleting your comments. Yesterday’s comments, as a recent example. Why deprive us of your perfectly lame comments?

That’s a lot like my ex. “My money is mine,” she said. “Your money is ours.”

Keep mailing those undergarments baby.