So, twenty-eight years later, I need to have the duct work in the crawl space redone, and I decide to sweep it out to remove nails, bits of wood, screws and sheet metal from original construction. Well… it took forever. During the process, I found what appeared to be the skeleton of either a blue jay or a red-bellied woodpecker. As a bonus, there was a multitude of spiders. There were also innumerable dead millipedes from a load of wood mulch that turned out to be full of millipede eggs, which resulting infestation lasted a number of years before returning to normal millipede levels. But you ask, “What has this to do with hand-tied flies?” The only answer possible is, “Nothing.” None of it has anything to do with anything. It’s just the way it is. And now I’ve stolen your valuable moments, and you can never get them back.
Our modern marketing-industrial complex = poop thesaurus factory. … AND, our current political discourse is a crawl space infinity. So, sorry, Teresa, I think we HAVE faded out to that.
I have a problem with enclosed spaces. Freak out (can’t handle without medication) an MRI. Panic sets in. I feel like I’m being buried alive. I’m a big guy so it’s embarrassing to admit. Don’t you love the anonymity of the internet?
Must be the “Fishers of Men” who dangle lures to catch humanity and then they disappear generally never to return. But not always. The KUTULLÛ who do from time-to-time. There are plenty of stories of the people getting lost and some are found, always dead an in odd places others disappear and never found again. Generally in the same places over many centuries. Places generally shunned by the locals who know their infamous reputation.ƶ As to why these creatures or beings take humans just may be they steal souls for some unfathomable use in their own cryptic civilization. The bodies tend to have no injuries to odd ones. Some may report phantom wing beats heard in those areas. The KUTULLÛ are described as roughly humanoid scaled with arms, legs and bat-like wings. octopus head with 6 eyes an a smell you will never forget. “By their stench shall ye know them…”
Much fiction has been written about them. They are ancient beyond measure, and enigmatic as the sphinx of Egypt. They may be invisible to us and yet very material when they want to be. They tend to strike in National Parks which is an oddity in itself.
Teresa is being conventional about it by making them fish lures. However the concept is the same. They tend to go after those alone even for a few moments then they are gone. You might hear them calling on the wind or it is just the wind itself.
ƶ Discover ideas about Disappearing People
What is going on in many forests of the world? There are identified clusters where people most often vanish. Listen to the Coast To Coast Interview With David Paulides as he provides insight into this little known phenomena.
This looks like some kind of chain-mail with thinly veiled threats of what will happen if you break the chain. Me thinks someone is fishing to bolster their Go-Lame-Me account.
Quit babbling o’ greenfields and commence tying flies, or the Man in Maille will take your head off neatly with his longsword! There is no room for daydreaming idlers and peddlers of the Lame in our fly factory!
painedsmile over 6 years ago
No escape from the crawl space of the unicorn poop factory.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 6 years ago
A bowel movement by any other name could cause unicorpses in crawl spaces.
Or something to that effect.
*Hot Rod* over 6 years ago
cut er open and let one get out of there…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
So, twenty-eight years later, I need to have the duct work in the crawl space redone, and I decide to sweep it out to remove nails, bits of wood, screws and sheet metal from original construction. Well… it took forever. During the process, I found what appeared to be the skeleton of either a blue jay or a red-bellied woodpecker. As a bonus, there was a multitude of spiders. There were also innumerable dead millipedes from a load of wood mulch that turned out to be full of millipede eggs, which resulting infestation lasted a number of years before returning to normal millipede levels. But you ask, “What has this to do with hand-tied flies?” The only answer possible is, “Nothing.” None of it has anything to do with anything. It’s just the way it is. And now I’ve stolen your valuable moments, and you can never get them back.
coltish1 over 6 years ago
Our modern marketing-industrial complex = poop thesaurus factory. … AND, our current political discourse is a crawl space infinity. So, sorry, Teresa, I think we HAVE faded out to that.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
The things they put in hotdogs.
garrodwilbur over 6 years ago
FLY fishing for the Knight of long agostay out of the sub basement Brass Orchid and dust your self off
Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago
Are crawl space infinities like in that one Twilight Zone episode where they had to send the dog through the wall?
Linguist over 6 years ago
Fly Fishing in America has been reduced to phishing, in a thesaurus poop factory’s lagoon of lameness.
Howard'sMyHero over 6 years ago
The knight is bemused because he doesn’t see his favorite Royal Coachman fly ….
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) over 6 years ago
I don’t like the way he’s looking at us. Creepy.
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) over 6 years ago
I have a problem with enclosed spaces. Freak out (can’t handle without medication) an MRI. Panic sets in. I feel like I’m being buried alive. I’m a big guy so it’s embarrassing to admit. Don’t you love the anonymity of the internet?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Must be the “Fishers of Men” who dangle lures to catch humanity and then they disappear generally never to return. But not always. The KUTULLÛ who do from time-to-time. There are plenty of stories of the people getting lost and some are found, always dead an in odd places others disappear and never found again. Generally in the same places over many centuries. Places generally shunned by the locals who know their infamous reputation.ƶ As to why these creatures or beings take humans just may be they steal souls for some unfathomable use in their own cryptic civilization. The bodies tend to have no injuries to odd ones. Some may report phantom wing beats heard in those areas. The KUTULLÛ are described as roughly humanoid scaled with arms, legs and bat-like wings. octopus head with 6 eyes an a smell you will never forget. “By their stench shall ye know them…”
Much fiction has been written about them. They are ancient beyond measure, and enigmatic as the sphinx of Egypt. They may be invisible to us and yet very material when they want to be. They tend to strike in National Parks which is an oddity in itself.Teresa is being conventional about it by making them fish lures. However the concept is the same. They tend to go after those alone even for a few moments then they are gone. You might hear them calling on the wind or it is just the wind itself.
ƶ Discover ideas about Disappearing People
What is going on in many forests of the world? There are identified clusters where people most often vanish. Listen to the Coast To Coast Interview With David Paulides as he provides insight into this little known phenomena.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyTSHZlcQNU
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
This looks like some kind of chain-mail with thinly veiled threats of what will happen if you break the chain. Me thinks someone is fishing to bolster their Go-Lame-Me account.
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
The only thing you’ll catch in that stream is a corn eyed brown trout.
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
Someone is so full of it lately with all the scatalogical humor(?)….http://www.heptune.com/poopword.html
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
Frankly, this comic stinks; even the flys won’t touch it.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Quit babbling o’ greenfields and commence tying flies, or the Man in Maille will take your head off neatly with his longsword! There is no room for daydreaming idlers and peddlers of the Lame in our fly factory!
stepham over 6 years ago
How lurid!