Kelly was behind the bar when I walked in. She pretended not to see me as I walked to one of the small booths along the far wall. They were just big enough for four people. Five if you pulled up a chair. Nice and quiet, intimate almost. Practically soundproof. And the place was regularly swept for surveillance devices. The only cameras scanned the area behind the bar. Nobody made trouble at Chesire’s Grinne. Nobody wanted trouble there. But everybody was ready for it. Heinlein said it all the time. An armed society is a polite society. Patrons of C’sG were Very Polite. I waited quietly. She’d come by with a glass and a bottle soon. I didn’t come around here any more. If I did, then it was in her best interests and mine. She knew what was up. And now she knew that I knew. The Venn diagram of our common interests included Uncle Pete and the good chance that she was next in line for a quiet place in the country. Also, if Pete and Kelly were loose ends, then so was I. Connie was being generous with 10:7. It was more like 7:3. My only consolation was that he expected to win by betting on me.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 6 years ago
Now, where have I heard that before?
Oh, yeah. The Internet.
*Space Madness* over 6 years ago
When the stink hits the fan…
*Space Madness* over 6 years ago
The other 10% is for Boo Boo…
Howard'sMyHero over 6 years ago
Yogi Berra: “Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.”
*Space Madness* over 6 years ago
A big plate of catfish for the dawgs.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago
The other 10% are too lame to be counted…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
More of a guideline, really.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law
coltish1 over 6 years ago
And in the case of ad hominem attacks, 90% should strive not to care. Because 100% of them are crap.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
Ah yes, the popcorn syndrome.
Radish... over 6 years ago
10% will always read Frog Applause
10% will never read Frog Applause
The other 80% can take it or leave it in varying degrees.
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
We are the 30%.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Kelly was behind the bar when I walked in. She pretended not to see me as I walked to one of the small booths along the far wall. They were just big enough for four people. Five if you pulled up a chair. Nice and quiet, intimate almost. Practically soundproof. And the place was regularly swept for surveillance devices. The only cameras scanned the area behind the bar. Nobody made trouble at Chesire’s Grinne. Nobody wanted trouble there. But everybody was ready for it. Heinlein said it all the time. An armed society is a polite society. Patrons of C’sG were Very Polite. I waited quietly. She’d come by with a glass and a bottle soon. I didn’t come around here any more. If I did, then it was in her best interests and mine. She knew what was up. And now she knew that I knew. The Venn diagram of our common interests included Uncle Pete and the good chance that she was next in line for a quiet place in the country. Also, if Pete and Kelly were loose ends, then so was I. Connie was being generous with 10:7. It was more like 7:3. My only consolation was that he expected to win by betting on me.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
The violent Irrational may trump the pacific Rational—until its Rational Righteous Wrath is stirred!