Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 06, 2019

Durn Socialism!

And have him whistle while he does so!

Make sure he limps while he wheels you around. Make sure he gives you first dibs on his bread and cheese rations. Make sure he uses his only coin for your admission to the horse and pony museum.

I would little dearie, but not during rush hour.

continue walking

Certainly, Veruca dear.

Amish suicide bomber.

“Road apples, Beatrice. You must learn to avoid the road apples.”

I heard there was supposed to be a taco truck on every corner.

Future diva bride.

Poor and lazy being synonymous even up to the present day.

Careful, dearie … the first one is almost always free …!

Just remember: it’s not socialism if it benefits the wealthy.

“That one’s an Uber, dear and I don’t have the funds for one right now.”

I’ll hail a hack to take us to Hackney.

Ivanka as a child.

The little brat soon learned never to impede the delivery of rectum rinds in Froglandia.

remain self reliant

Snotty little bratinella!

Run her over, Barrow Boy!

The background setting looks quite like some that I’ve seen (with me own eyes, too!)….

My clubfoot is killing me.

Is that really the most efficient cart? Wouldn’t three wheels be better?

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