Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 04, 2019

Only an ordinary good old fashion middle of the road..

Chicken was too right

radical and crossed the road for conservative left side…

PRAYER.

What about Jersey accent syndrome? Has she been asking for cwafee lately? That’s the first sign.

I’m looking for a good fainting couch … blech, blargh, etc.

I’ve had those. No big deal. No worse than a bad cold.

The worst part of hypochondria is being right.

They thought I had ‘foreign accent syndrome’ when I was a kidlet, but I was just imitative of the movie “Oliver!”.

I’m still good with accents.

Several years ago there was a college basketball player whose name (I swear I’m not making this up) was Scientific Mapp.

https://tinyurl.com/SciMapp

If there was a presidential candidate named

Geographic Tongue

I’d vote for him/her.

—And your point is…what? She’s a sicko!

Quarantine Frida! Take away her computer privileges! Cut down her coffees to one a day (small size). And spread no rumors We don’t want civil unrest in Froglandia as there is in so many other parts of the world and beyond!

There’s a lot of that about.

I diagnosed myself with the computer. I have OCD, IBS, IBS-C and dyslexia.

I didn’t know I was such a mess until I got a computer.

… and the vapors.