Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 13, 2020

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    Just when we thought his situation couldn’t be more grave, it’s become extra gravy.

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    painedsmile  almost 5 years ago

    Forget that big ol’ spoon. Chug your gravy boat directly. Gulp-gulp-gulp…

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …er… it was a dark and stormy night…

    …Frank, the bi-vampire bit into the man’s vein…

    …ack! He couldn’t swallow…

    …so he let it drool onto the man’s stomach…

    ..poison!…

    …why did Frank get on the freaks?…

    …oh, well…

    …twenty dollars was twenty dollars…

    …the rest was gravy…

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    Thus the morel gravy was wet and heavy

    And to die for…

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    gravy’s too lumpy

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Make this moment better. Tomorrow is already fudged.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The extra gravy comforted him, so that he worried less about how he would make a living as a stadium organist after all the organs were shut down. (He didn’t really understand how this was related to poison in his veins.)

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    If this guy didn’t want to shoot himself, why did he make himself look so much like Hitler?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    The MEAT AND POTATO guy died Doing what he loved best…..drowning his meal in thick gravy

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a lesson in Zen, boys and girls: enjoy your life while you’re leading it – even while you’re leaving it.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    All non award winning gravymasters please STFU.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Priorities.

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    6turtle9  almost 5 years ago

    Proper lubrication is so important to many aspects of life. If it ain’t saucy, you’re probably doing it wrong.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    I’m just kicking down the cobblestones, looking for fun and feeling graaavy … so, slow down …!

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    Thomas R. Williams  almost 5 years ago

    Film noir classic D.O.A. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042369/

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    The guy will certainty want some entertainment..

    Put it out there. The ones and only.

    Bob Cigar and the Silver Bullet Band.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Need I even say, the poison was in the glass of sherry (its potent aroma and flavor covered the poison perfectly). The extra gravy on his cubed steak and mashed potatoes covered their bruises and was, in fact and indeed, just gravy on his goodies. Of Course! Course! Course! (An ever-slower Course, of course, as his heart began to skip a beat or two or three)….

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    When you have no hope, do what you want even if it is addictive.

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