Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 09, 2021

No one is interested in incuriosity anymore. Anyone who wasn’t totally insouciant would know that you can’t attach a toe tag without removing at least one item of foot apparel

Very well, we’ll toe the line. The only alternative is to tow the line, unless we’re going to line the tow.

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“I don’t learn from mistakes, mistakes learn from me.” – Chuck Norris

…the story of my life…

…I’m so blandly fake…

…I’m invisible…

…I’d rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the saints…

…‘cuz ’Norlins over rated, yo…

…and Akron is where the real action is…

… bike trails…

…local burger joints…

…the Soap Box Derby…

…the national park…

…ya can even climb the 500 foot tower in Kenmore…

…(sssh, the camera ain’t real)…

…I know because I spent a week there one afternoon…

…now, don’t get me started on Kent…

I’ve been incurious at times.

I’ve resorted to my share of curious fakeries.

Oh. I thought it said BAKERIES. I was looking for some bear claws. Looks like he found something similar? Don’t really care much.

I’ve met lazybones in my day but an incurious-er person tops the cake!

Might as well be on the coroners table to rewire your incuriosity area! Seems there’s a short attention span problem, gone wrong!

This will be done in no time so don’t get too relaxed….you’ll be back to your peek curiosities in no time.

There’s no time like the present….to install an on-again-off -again switch for personal preferences and moods.

Please let me know how that works out for you…..never

All the curious fakeries have outlived their usefulness, I take it? Even the Piltdown Man? Even Emperor Norton?

Ah, the vagaries of incurious fakeries often lead to bagel burglaries in bakeries!

…somebody has been reading the new Jack Reacher book…

Is that an autopsy table?

Cat Hiss assassin

I’m going away to the last resort

In a week or two, real soon

Where incurious fish don’t bite but once a night

By the cold light of the moon

The horses scream the nightmares dream

And the dead men all wear shoes

‘Cause everybody’s dancin’

Those late Frog Fakery blues

Frog Prine; Late Frog Fakery Blues

Hmmm… incuriouser and incuriouser….

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my rest to keep,

But if my respite is cut short,

I pray for another resort …!

(“Resorting” by H.M.H)

That line from the Blog is good for every occasion: “Trouble ahead in the horoscope hatchery! I think Starman ought to enter that galaxy!” (Gotta commit it to memory.)

Incurious fakeries are best (as Pindar might have sung, though he was partial to water), because curious ones tend to arouse too much curiosity (d’oh!), which leads to inquiries, which can lead to exposure of my fakeries! I cherish my fakeries too much for that! They are the very top of the fakeries line available in the Retail Shop at the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory!

Froglandia Fake Book, Chapter 1, how it all began…

…and God said that just like Nebuchadnezzar that he will graze in the field and eat grass…

…so that the people will know that I am The Lord…

…and he who would be king was a blight on the system…

…and a phony-baloney false idol…

…[from The book of the First Church of Froglandia, chapter 13: 69-86 , amended]…

My incuriousness regarding the rising meat prices (ie. $23/lb for prime ribeye steak at the local Costco) is suddenly increasing my curiosness of what the “Impossible Whopper” at Burger King tastes like …!!!

One time, I thought about faking my death and starting life anew as a gondolier in the fake Venice of Dalian, China. How long do you have to fake it before you are no longer a fake?

Hmm. Day 2, unless I’ve been faked out….