Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 03, 2022

Is this a private plantation or a publicly funded reforestation project?

Regarding the Frog Blog #FB00427:

The black fur ones (briefly shown) are a double serving of nope.

His merkin is riding rather high. Lower it.

His eyebrows only flip on one side. The newest trend is a bilaterial flip.

Sale sale sale sale sale sale sale sale

The Froglandia Bathmat factory has a great sale on mens personal toiletries and What-Knots!

For the distinguished gentleman, there’s toppers, toupees, wigglets, comb and brush set for the elegant mustachioed male, and the best bargain is the Pot-O-Wax, designed solely for the brush under your nose…you can shape, form, twist, smooth and model and way suitable to your needs.

The specialty intended sale ends July 13!

Hurry while supplies last! No rainchecks…sorry for the inconvenience.

vintage photoshop

Only his hairdresser knows for sure!

With sound, the crickets make a surprise addition. Flip that upper lip and wola, crickets are real sounding. My brother does a train whistle too. Put your lips together and blow into the fist.

I could do that with my eyebrows if I didn’t trim them. One of the smaller ways in which getting old sucks.

I guess if you can’t work what your mama gave you, then you resort to fakery. It worked for Kim, I guess.

Give this guy a top hat, a cape, a cane, and Voilà …

Snidely Whiplash …!

The Saint of the perpetually lame is suspiciously missing from the list. Of course, she has a prominent banner near the top, but still, omitting her from the list, while somehow fittingly lame, seems somehow criminal. Lawyers and politicians get a saint. Where’s the humanity!?

I smell a hairy repetition here! I recall seeing the same ’toon in this space not all that long ago (though I cannot trace it exactly without spending way too much time).The ’stache toupee works, but the eyebrows are too hairy.

But I repeat myself….

Where did you get such a handsome portrait of William Proxmire?

HAPPY 4th to all of Froglandians!

From Da Blog: St. Barbara is the Saint of Fireworks Makers …!

BOOM ….

Just found out that today (July 4th) is also the 10th anniversary of the discovery of Higgs Boson, aka “The God Particle”, at the Large Hadron Collider located at the French/Swiss border …! So Happy 10th too …!! Check it out:

https://mol.im/a/10973341

…I just use my extra ears and nose hairs and superglue… none the wiser…

…fake mustaches are useful, though…

…youcan play Simon LaGreed…

…and haven’t we seen a very similar FA before?…

…maybe the ’stach was different…

…I mean, John Fogerty plagiarized himself…

…but could Frog Applause be that crafty?…

…ask Journey…

…they just play the same song over and over again…

…Happy 4th everyone…

Happy Firth of Fourth.