Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 23, 2022

Say fellow, flush down John, only after a good licking from you to the universal joint on plummer crack.

Danger This pill may cause you to eat longer than usual…

Beware of granny’s road kill possum in stew you will boil.

And go find some glue to tack your ears back instead.

Now, turn it over and check the date.

I clean my room and my shoes. But my mother found a box of blues. And there doesn’t seem much chance, they’ll let me stay.

pill? oh!

They hand these pills out to clinically depressed people who have been up for a promotion, numerous times, and never quite makes it……it’s a discouraging practice but somebody’s got to do it.

" Get in line in that processional,

Step into that small confessional,

Forewarned is forlorn …!

( this moment of versa-vice is

brought to you by Bismol Pepto )

Forlorn pills are addictive. Ain’t that sad? Maybe you should just put on a happy face. (This is all that I know of that song, so I’m hoping someone here at The Factory can help out.

Forlorn pills deserve better.

Turn that frown upside down. Stand on your head and shed the dread. Lost and found, triple crowned.

Downer.

Reminds me of Georges Melies’ moon at the end of the movie Hugo.

(in the sense that the Georges Melies’ moon wasn’t very happy either)

Imperious “commands” cannot make me unforlorn (assuming for the sake of argument that “I am forlorn”), so I will take the pill to cure my forlornness. Are you trying to say it will make me even more forlorn?

Now, I am really forlorn! And lame!

I gotta take a pill….

…Kim Casali did not take the forlorn pill…

…because love is never having to say that Ziggy is over dressed…

…as Capt Kirk famously said…

…I don’t want my pain taken away, I need my pain!…

…but it was Janeway that said…

…I will kill you if you interrupt me before my 1st cup of coffee…

…Peter Griffin could had been the Love Is guy when he was young…

…‘cuz neither had a Peter…

…forsooth…

…Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers…

…forlorn…

…golly Wally I’ll never have a peck of pickled peppers because I don’t know how much a peck is…

…forthwith…

…it’s easy, Beave…

…2.327 us liquid gallons…

Forlorn pills are for…for…for Lorne?! Eh. (Lame.)

“You take the forlorn pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bog and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the happy pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the lagomorph hole goes. Remember: all I’m offering is a chance to pet the lagomorphs. Nothing more.”

—Lagomorpheus; The Bunnies

Take two w/water every sorrowful moment to increase more pain and agony.

Dick taking pill and chill wlth Basse

Love bites

…in the second church of Froglandia’s Abstaining …

…wholesale communion is the rage…

…feeling good is usually caused by bad behavior…

…so in order to take yourself down a notch…

…you take a Va-li-um …er.. forlorn pill…

…before getting all Icarus like on yourself…

…my wife did it at our wedding…

…settled her nerves…

…my older brother, Maxwell…

…told me not to take the forlorn pill…

…the first night a man is supposed to go all Johnny Storm with his new bride…

…best advice ever…

…old joke punchline: …

…111 ? …

…dam n, beat me by two…

Time for Da Blog:

R.I.P. Louise Fletcher. B.A. A.A. winner for flying low …!

Oh, woe! How forlorn, Day 2!