I hate those public storage places. I didn’t have the money to get my stuff out of storage and they kept everything. I had some stuff in my “space” with a lot of irreplaceable memories.
It was more about the weight of the tender fantasies, really. An ounce here, a gram there . . . it all adds up. He only carried them for training purposes.
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ransomknotts almost 2 years ago
Out of ziplock bag, eh?
ransomknotts almost 2 years ago
You might be able to stick some tender fantasies in your shoes.
painedsmile almost 2 years ago
I hate those public storage places. I didn’t have the money to get my stuff out of storage and they kept everything. I had some stuff in my “space” with a lot of irreplaceable memories.
painedsmile almost 2 years ago
Are those little bows on the tips of his shoes?
The Old Wolf almost 2 years ago
It’s because his locker was too full of steroids.
prettyfeet almost 2 years ago
Leave no oriface unchecked.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…my brother…
…an advid bicyclist…
…says the Darkside is stronger…
..that he pedals his bicycle with more force when he’s angry and pi-ssed off…
…I correct him…saying…
..it depends on how you use it…
…you are supposed to be angry at injustices…
…
…it’s how you use it that counts…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It was more about the weight of the tender fantasies, really. An ounce here, a gram there . . . it all adds up. He only carried them for training purposes.
bxclent Premium Member almost 2 years ago
i am attributing the lack to toxic masculinity :)
charles9156 almost 2 years ago
consumed by the white line
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
No, his tender parts were somewhere between his thighs!!
Linguist almost 2 years ago
I blame the lack of tender fantasy storage space on those skinny bicycle seats. After a 100-kilometer ride, your fantasy is more than tender!
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
Because by habit he stored them in his lumbar vertebrae. And now…that area of his body was like war-torn Dresden.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Not only does he lack fantasy space, his bicycle seat looks a bit too small…like it’s disappeared……hmmmm
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
This guy needs a pair of Spandex shorts with pockets … what’s not to Lycra about that …?
( maybe an aerodynamic helmet too )
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
He should get saddle bags then.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Fat bottomed girls Make the world go round get on your bike and ride.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
Tour de Tender Fantasy never had the viewership of the Tour de France, but the prizes were better and the chicks seemed to dig it.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
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Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Ever find So Comics, like or not care?
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
’Iis true. Those tight spandex biker shorts can have that constricting effect on your “tender fantasies”….
(I for my part only rode a full-sized classic Schwinn back in the day, wearing normal garb.)